Monday, January 26, 2009

Me being Geko for a day !!!

I was fascinated by the acting of Michael Douglas in the movie of wall street and thought for a moment if I have to play this role . So I took up the latest scenario of "Satyam fiasco" and me being the largest share holder . Assumption I have more than 12 % stake ( ie higher than L & T ) and my intention is to break Satyam and sell its units so that I capture the value from it. Now I repeat this scene of Wall street movie here

where Iam participating in Satyam share holder meeting .

Claps .... I get up pat my Colleague and walk towards the podium where the currentt board members of satyam and senior management are sitting . ....  
I take up the mike on the way

Me : I appreciate the opportunity u are giving me Mr Parikh  as the single largest shareholder in Satyam Computers to speak . ( a small laugh) ... Well Ladies and Gentle Man we are not here to indulge in fantasy but in political and economic reality .
India  has become a third grade country . Its trade deficit and its fiscal deficit are at nightmare proportions .Down in the days of  17th & 18th century our country was a great economic power there was accountability to our society . Our kings built this great country and made sure of it because they had put their wealth  at stake . 
Today management has no stake in the company . Altogether these men ( pointing my finger to all the satyam management team )  sitting up here own less than 3 %  of the company  and where as Mr Raju put his million $ in Maytas. Now Satyam stocks yield  negative % .
You own the company  that is right ( pointing my fingers to the share holders )  u the stock holder , you are all being royally screwed over by these bureau crates (pointing my fingers towards the satyam management team ) with their pay incentives , corporate parties and golden parachutes .

One member from Satyam management team shouts : This is an outrageous  !!!.

I ignore the shout  and continue talking ...

Me : Satyam computers has 33 different Vice presidents each earning over Rs 50 lakhs a year . And I have spent the last few months analysing what all these guys do  and I still cannot figure this out . ( A slight smile in my face ) . One thing I do know is that our IT company ( Satyam ) lost a large deal client account of 300 million $ last year and I will bet that half that was spent in paper work going forth between all these vice presidents ( The account had multiple units of stake ) .

Share holders laugh ... I continue speaking ..

Me : The new law of evolution in corporate India seems to be survival of the unfittest . Well in my book you are doing right or you are eliminated !!. ( pause for few seconds ) 

In last 7 deals I have been involved with there were 2.5 million stock holders who have made a pre -tax profit of 12 billion rupees  ..

Claps from audience .

Me : Thank you . ( claps stops )    Iam not a destroyer of the companies . Iam a liberator of them . The point is ladies and gentle man  that greed , for a lack of better word is good . Greed is right . Greed works. Greed clarifies ,Cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit . Greed in all of its forms , Greed for life  , for money ,  for love , knowledge has marked the upward surge for the mankind  and greed  you mark my words will not only save Satyam computers but the other malfunctioning corporation called the India .  Thank you very much .

Heavy clap and whistles from audience as I walk back to sit at my place .










Sunday, January 25, 2009

The face of Capitalism

Well , Today being Sunday . I thought let me just surf through the channels in TV . And bingo I saw this movie starting up "The wall street " . In today's scenario with whole wall street going down I thought let me see what this movie about and what the story .....
The link here shows the trailer http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=GfgX9ucq92c&feature=related , so in case u have not seen it it is worth because u see the face , u see the human nature that u rarely faced it . It is worth an experience . 

I always had soft corner for holly wood movies  not for technicals , language etc .... But it brings out human emotions very well and depicts the culture of country that is busy spending other people's money :) 

This movie also reminded me the movie I saw in IIM B  "The other people's money" . So for a change watch both these speeches

Movie : The wall street 

Movie : The other people's money 

Also to get the other perspective of the above speech watch this